Creation
Alice has never read the bible, Tom is astonished by this and sets out to teach her the stories of Jesus just as he was told them when he was young.
View ArticleNoah's Ark
So, now we've created the world, time to destroy it. Enter Noah and his Gopher wood ark! Alice learns all about the first ever rain and we discuss the sanitation of the ark.
View ArticleMiniSoj - The Tower of Babel
We discuss how language came to be and why a big tower is never a good idea.
View ArticleAbraham
We're at Abraham, the man who was told he'd have as many kids as there are stars in the sky... despite the fact he and his wife were both about 80 years old...
View ArticleJacob & Esau
Issac is down the mountain and safely back home, now what? Time for twins! Let's get these thirsty camels sorted and find you a wife. Oh, btw, the first twin.....he might be a bit red and hairy........
View ArticleJoseph
J-J-J-Joseph you know what they say! (Actually I don't) Alice learns the story of Joseph and his long sleeved coat.
View ArticleExtra Joseph, Dinah and Onan
We missed a little bit of Joseph! But it's here now, so stop panicking, we also talk about Dinah and how her brothers were generally pretty good, and also about how the bible doesn't really say...
View ArticleMoses Part 1
We start the story of Moses, the one Alice sorta kinda knows a bit of.... we think... maybe not so much.
View ArticleMoses Part 2
Moses has made it back to egypt, determined to get Pharoh to let his people go! We have all kinds of fun with plagues and slaughter and all that kind of bible jazz we love so much.
View ArticleThe 10 Commandments
So we've made it to the 10 commandments, the 10 main rules that God gave to moses, only there was actually another 10 bonus rules which don't get taught very often. There's a reason for that, they are...
View ArticleThe Complainers
We're in the desert now, having a walk, but life hasn't turned out quite as good as they were promised, so naturally, they want to complain. God's not chill with that and death ensues. Join us for...
View ArticleComplainers Part 2
Yep - they haven't learnt their lesson yet! We here some more little stories before a big ole' battle next week - get ready for some death!
View ArticleJoshua and Jericho
Almost time for the land of milk and honey but first - let's do some more slaughtering! Time for Joshua to take Jericho and just totally mess up all the people who live there - but don't worry, it's in...
View ArticleChristmas
Time for the Nativity story! In a bit of a switcheroo, Alice tells Tom her version of it this week, as it's one of the few stories she knows from the bible... or so she thought...
View ArticleSamson
Why would anyone call their child Delilah? Without Tom Jones and the Plain White T's the name would've completely died out by now we think. It's the story of Samson, a relatively okay veggie guy who...
View ArticleShort Stories from The Book Of Judges
Okay, just a warning that the last story on this episode is literally horrible. The other two are classic bible fodder though. Seriously, I'm not joking, the last story is so grim.
View ArticleDeborah and Ehud
Eglon wasn't a long omelette, and Jael was a badass. A couple more short stories from the book of Judges before we head on to Ruth!
View ArticleRuth & Naomi
Alice tries to force a lesbian storyline where there isn't one, there is a lot of talk of barley, and Tom reveals the secret of how to get the guy you like. It's the stories of Jesus (still not...
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